Changes: Hans von Witzland

Hans von Witzland
Hans von Witzland
	<a href="/wiki/File:HansvonWitzland.jpg" title="File:HansvonWitzland.jpg"><img alt="HansvonWitzland" src="https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/hitlerparody/images/9/9c/HansvonWitzland.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/220?cb=20180915154312" decoding="async" loading="lazy" width="220" height="124" class="thumbimage" data-image-name="HansvonWitzland.jpg" data-image-key="HansvonWitzland.jpg" data-relevant="1" data-src="https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/hitlerparody/images/9/9c/HansvonWitzland.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/220?cb=20180915154312" /></a> Witzland reminds Hitler of someone else.
Name	Hans von Witzland
Rank	Lieutenant
Date of Birth	N/A
Date of Death	February 1943
Portrayed by	Thomas Kretschmann

Revision as of 14:52, 5 January 2020

“I know nothing about Nazis, apart from what I have seen in movies. This is about ordinary people at war, who are cowards, who don't want to fight, but will do what they have to just to stay alive.”

―Kretschmann's answer when playing Witzland's role.

Lieutenant Hans von Witzland was a Prussian lieutenant who served in the German 6th Army to fight in Stalingrad. He was killed after the 6th Army surrendered, where he along with another soldier, Corporal Fritz Reiser, froze to death while trying to escape the city in 1943.

Role in Stalingrad (1993)

In Italy, he was first introduced to Sergeant Manfred Rohleder and Corporal Fritz Reiser, his new recruits who were enjoying their leave after fighting in North Africa. His unit was sent to the Eastern Front to participate in the battle of Stalingrad, the Third Reich's 'high water mark'. However, his arrival does not go well as he would encounter some brutal and cold moments with his battalion throughout the movie.

In the parodies

Most of the parodies featuring him portrayed him as Fegelein, the master of antics. His first appearances were in Lieblingsfachful's Fegelein in Stalingrad and Meowjar's United Nazi War parody series. He would reappear in later parodies such as Hitler's Lost Christmas, Fegelein's Crisis and Der Frozengang.

Comparisons to Fegelein

Hans von Witzland	Fegelein
Both were portrayed by the same actor.
Both served Nazi Germany.
Both deserted their superiors during wartime crisis.
Witzland was a Wehrmacht lieutenant of the 6th army.	Fegelein was a Gruppenführer of the SS.
A fictional character.	A real life character.
Killed before World War II.	Almost lived out World War II.
He was a main character in Stalingrad.	A supporting character in Downfall.
Witzland was shot and froze to death during his escape.	Fegelein was executed under orders from Hitler.
Witzland is shown to be friendly and sympathetic towards the people.	Fegelein is shown to be more distant and selfish towards Hitler's generals.
Haven't committed any antic on anyone yet, except in this parody universe.	Commit many insane and hilarious antics on everyone, mostly Hitler.

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+{{Q|I know nothing about Nazis, apart from what I have seen in movies. This is about ordinary people at war, who are cowards, who don't want to fight, but will do what they have to just to stay alive.|Kretschmann's answer when playing Witzland's role.}}
 Lieutenant '''Hans von Witzland''' was a Prussian lieutenant who served in the [[Wehrmacht|German 6th Army]] to fight in [[Volgograd|Stalingrad]]. He was killed after the 6th Army surrendered, where he along with another soldier, Corporal Fritz Reiser, froze to death while trying to escape the city in 1943.
 ==Role in Stalingrad (1993)==
+In Italy, he was first introduced to Sergeant Manfred Rohleder and Corporal Fritz Reiser, his new recruits who were enjoying their leave after fighting in North Africa. His unit was sent to the Eastern Front to participate in the battle of Stalingrad, the Third Reich's 'high water mark'. However, his arrival does not go well as he would encounter some brutal and cold moments with his battalion throughout the movie.
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 == In the parodies ==
 Most of the parodies featuring him portrayed him as [[Hermann Fegelein|Fegelein]], the master of antics. His first appearances were in Lieblingsfachful's [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPK0y1X1yjQ Fegelein in Stalingrad] and [[Meowjar]]'s United Nazi War parody series. He would reappear in later parodies such as Hitler's Lost Christmas, [[Fegelein's Crisis]] and [[Der Frozengang]].
 ==Comparisons to Fegelein==
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-|Killed before World War II
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-|He was a main character in Stalingrad movie.
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 |Fegelein is shown to be more distant and selfish towards Hitler's generals.
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-|Haven't commited any antics on anyone in parody universe yet.
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 Witzland24.jpg|Trying to escape...
 Witzland25.jpg|Hans' final moment.
-Witzland26.jpg|Reiser refused to leave his dying lieutenant's body.
+Witzland26.jpg|Hans' death.
 Witzland27.jpg|Aftermath...
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 ===Parodies/Other Media Appearance===
 <gallery captionalign="center" widths="180" spacing="small" bordersize="none">
-IMG_87368059457909.jpeg|With some others. This picture was used in [[JennieParker87]]'s parody: Hitler's Lost Christmas
+IMG_87368059457909.jpeg|With some others. This picture was used in [[JennieParker87]]'s parody: Hitler's Lost Christmas.
+hans-and-friends.jpg|Alternate look on the picture.
-Stalingrad 1993 characters.jpg|Hans and his friends
+Stalingrad-1993-photo.jpg|Taking a group photo.
-Witzland in H.L.C.jpg|In [[JennieParker87]]'s Hitler's Lost Christmas parody
+Stalingrad 1993 characters.jpg|Hans and his friends.
-Witzland in F.C.jpg|In [[JennieParker87]]'s Fegelein's Crisis parody
-Witzland In DF.jpg|In [[JJ All-star]]'s Der Frozengang parody movie
+Witzland in H.L.C.jpg|In [[JennieParker87]]'s Hitler's Lost Christmas parody.
+Witzland in F.C.jpg|In [[JennieParker87]]'s Fegelein's Crisis parody.
+Witzland In DF.jpg|In [[JJ All-star]]'s Der Frozengang parody movie.
+hans-frozen-heart.gif|A frozen Hans confront Dolfy.
 FegeleinStalingrad93.jpg|Almost reverse Michael Jackson surgery.
+Witzland fires his luger.jpg|Hans firing his Walther P38.
-.JPG|Hans.
+hans-sewers.gif|Saving a mouse?
-Hans in Bad Apple.png|Hans in Bad Apple and some blurred Eva
+.JPG|Hans staring up.
+Kretschmann-Stalingrad-1993.jpg|Behind the scenes.
+Stalingrad 1993 behind the scene.jpg|Fitting time.
+Hans in Bad Apple.png|Hans in Bad Apple and some blurred Eva.
+Witzland-Reiser.jpg|The reincarnation of Witzland and Reiser.
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Changes: Hans von Witzland

Revision as of 14:52, 5 January 2020

Contents

Role in Stalingrad (1993)

In the parodies

Comparisons to Fegelein

Gallery

In Stalingrad (1993)

Parodies/Other Media Appearance

Hans von Witzland
Witzland reminds Hitler of someone else.
Name	Hans von Witzland
Rank	Lieutenant
Date of Birth	N/A
Date of Death	February 1943
Portrayed by	Thomas Kretschmann