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|caption = Witzland, with his captain.
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|caption = Witzland reminds Hitler of someone else.
 
|Row 1 title = Name
  
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|Row 2 info = Lieutenant
  
|Row 2 info = Lieutenant
 
|Row 3 title = Date of Birth
  
|Row 3 title = Date of Birth
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|Row 3 info = N/A (In Movie)
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|Row 3 info = N/A
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30 October 1906
 
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Ansbach, German Empire (in Parodies)
  
 
|Row 4 title = Date of Death
  
|Row 4 title = Date of Death
 
|Row 4 info = February 1943
  
|Row 4 info = February 1943
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Still Alive (in Parodies)
  
 
|Row 5 title = Portrayed by
  
|Row 5 title = Portrayed by
 
|Row 5 info = [[Thomas Kretschmann]]}}
  
|Row 5 info = [[Thomas Kretschmann]]}}
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{{Q|I know nothing about Nazis, apart from what I have seen in movies. This is about ordinary people at war, who are cowards, who don't want to fight, but will do what they have to just to stay alive.|Kretschmann's answer when playing Witzland's role.}}
 
Lieutenant '''Hans von Witzland''' was a Prussian lieutenant who served in the [[Wehrmacht|German 6th Army]] to fight in [[Volgograd|Stalingrad]]. He was killed after the 6th Army surrendered, where he along with another soldier, Corporal Fritz Reiser, froze to death while trying to escape the city in 1943.
  
Lieutenant '''Hans von Witzland''' was a Prussian lieutenant who served in the [[Wehrmacht|German 6th Army]] to fight in [[Volgograd|Stalingrad]]. He was killed after the 6th Army surrendered, where he along with another soldier, Corporal Fritz Reiser, froze to death while trying to escape the city in 1943.
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==Role in Stalingrad (1993)==
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In Italy, he was first introduced to Sergeant Manfred Rohleder and Corporal Fritz Reiser, his new recruits who were enjoying their leave after fighting in North Africa. His unit was sent to the Eastern Front to participate in the battle of Stalingrad, the Third Reich's 'high water mark'. However, his arrival does not go well as he would encounter some brutal and cold moments with his battalion throughout the movie.
   
 
== In the parodies ==
  
== In the parodies ==
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He was depicted as either [[Hermann Fegelein|Fegelein]]'s twin brother, or Fegelein HIMSELF in disguise. Hans first entered the Parody Universe in the United Nazi War during Operation Gradossa. He was used to portray Fegelein, the master of antics. He was then used in other parodies as well after his first Appearance in the United Nazi War in 2011.
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Most of the parodies featuring him portrayed him as [[Hermann Fegelein|Fegelein]], the master of antics. His first appearances were in Lieblingsfachful's [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPK0y1X1yjQ Fegelein in Stalingrad] and [[Meowjar]]'s United Nazi War parody series. He would reappear in later parodies such as Hitler's Lost Christmas, [[Fegelein's Crisis]] and [[Der Frozengang]].
   
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==Comparisons to Fegelein==
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In more recent parodies, such as [[Fegelein's Crisis]] and [[Der Frozengang]], he is pretty much used to portray Fegelein himself.
  
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{| align="center" border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" class="article-table" style="width: 100%; height: 500px;"
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! scope="col" |Hans von Witzland
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! scope="col" |Fegelein
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|-
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| colspan="2" style="text-align: center;" |Both were portrayed by the same actor.
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|-
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| colspan="2" style="text-align: center;" |Both served Nazi Germany.
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|-
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| colspan="2" style="text-align: center;" |Both deserted their superiors during wartime crisis.
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|-
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|Witzland was a Wehrmacht lieutenant of the 6th army.
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|Fegelein was a Gruppenführer of the SS.
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|A fictional character.
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|A real life character.
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|-
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|Killed before World War II.
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|Almost lived out World War II.
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|-
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|He was a main character in Stalingrad.
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|A supporting character in Downfall.
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|-
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|Witzland was shot and froze to death during his escape.
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|Fegelein was executed under orders from Hitler.
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|-
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|Witzland is shown to be friendly and sympathetic towards the people.
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|Fegelein is shown to be more distant and selfish towards Hitler's generals.
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|-
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|Haven't committed any antic on anyone yet, except in this [[Der Frozengang|parody]] universe.
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|Commit many insane and hilarious antics on everyone, mostly Hitler.
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|}
   
 
==Gallery==
  
==Gallery==
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<gallery widths="216">
  
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===In ''Stalingrad (1993)''===
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Hans in Bad Apple.png|Hans in Bad Apple and some blurred Eva
  
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<gallery captionalign="center" widths="180" spacing="small" bordersize="none">
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01.JPG|Hans.
  
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Witzland1.jpg|Hans' introduction.
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IMG_87368059457909.jpeg|With some others. This picture was used in [[JennieParker87]]'s parody: Hitler's Lost Christmas
  
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Witzland2.jpg|Going to Stalingrad.
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Witzland3.jpg|Marching with his comrades and friends.
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Witzland4.jpg|Get punched for being a sympathizer.
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Witzland5.jpg|Meeting Captain Hermann Musk.
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Witzland6.jpg|Hans in battle.
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Witzland7.jpg|Hans' firing his [[MP40]].
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800px-Stalingrad001.jpg|Witzland, with Captain Hermann Musk.
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Witzland8.jpg|Encounter a Soviet zombie.
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Witzland9.jpg|"That is an order."
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Witzland10.jpg|Who's the boss here?
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Witzland11.jpg|"Reiser? Rohleder?"
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Witzland12.jpg|Hans subdue a Soviet lady.
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Witzland13.jpg|Hans is arrested.
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Witzland14.jpg|Witzland in winter of Stalingrad.
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Witzland15.jpg|Hans' cold defense.
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Witzland16.jpg|Hans confronts Captain Haller.
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Witzland17.jpg|Hans witness the civilians' death.
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Witzland18.jpg|Watching the sky as a deserter.
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Witzland19.jpg|Failing to reach a plane to home.
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Witzland20.jpg|"Are you hungry, Heer Leutnant?"
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Witzland21.jpg|Hans stands against Captain Haller.
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Witzland22.jpg|"I'm tired of killing anyone!"
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Witzland23.jpg|Hans looking down.
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Witzland24.jpg|Trying to escape...
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Witzland25.jpg|Hans' final moment.
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Witzland26.jpg|Hans' death.
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Witzland27.jpg|Aftermath...
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</gallery>
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<gallery captionalign="center" widths="180" spacing="small" bordersize="none">
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IMG_87368059457909.jpeg|With some others. This picture was used in [[JennieParker87]]'s parody: Hitler's Lost Christmas.
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hans-and-friends.jpg|Alternate look on the picture.
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Stalingrad-1993-photo.jpg|Taking a group photo.
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Stalingrad 1993 characters.jpg|Hans and his friends.
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Witzland in H.L.C.jpg|In [[JennieParker87]]'s Hitler's Lost Christmas parody.
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Witzland in F.C.jpg|In [[JennieParker87]]'s Fegelein's Crisis parody.
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Witzland In DF.jpg|In [[JJ All-star]]'s Der Frozengang parody movie.
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hans-frozen-heart.gif|A frozen Hans confront Dolfy.
 
FegeleinStalingrad93.jpg|Almost reverse Michael Jackson surgery.
  
FegeleinStalingrad93.jpg|Almost reverse Michael Jackson surgery.
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Witzland fires his luger.jpg|Hans firing his Walther P38.
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hans-sewers.gif|Saving a mouse?
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01.JPG|Hans staring up.
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Kretschmann-Stalingrad-1993.jpg|Behind the scenes.
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Stalingrad 1993 behind the scene.jpg|Fitting time.
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Hans in Bad Apple.png|Hans in Bad Apple and some blurred Eva.
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Witzland-Reiser.jpg|The reincarnation of Witzland and Reiser.
 
</gallery>
  
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Revision as of 14:52, 5 January 2020


Hans von Witzland
HansvonWitzland
Witzland reminds Hitler of someone else.

Name

Hans von Witzland

Rank

Lieutenant

Date of Birth

N/A

Date of Death

February 1943

Portrayed by

Thomas Kretschmann

“I know nothing about Nazis, apart from what I have seen in movies. This is about ordinary people at war, who are cowards, who don't want to fight, but will do what they have to just to stay alive.”
―Kretschmann's answer when playing Witzland's role.

Lieutenant Hans von Witzland was a Prussian lieutenant who served in the German 6th Army to fight in Stalingrad. He was killed after the 6th Army surrendered, where he along with another soldier, Corporal Fritz Reiser, froze to death while trying to escape the city in 1943.

Role in Stalingrad (1993)

In Italy, he was first introduced to Sergeant Manfred Rohleder and Corporal Fritz Reiser, his new recruits who were enjoying their leave after fighting in North Africa. His unit was sent to the Eastern Front to participate in the battle of Stalingrad, the Third Reich's 'high water mark'. However, his arrival does not go well as he would encounter some brutal and cold moments with his battalion throughout the movie.

In the parodies

Most of the parodies featuring him portrayed him as Fegelein, the master of antics. His first appearances were in Lieblingsfachful's Fegelein in Stalingrad and Meowjar's United Nazi War parody series. He would reappear in later parodies such as Hitler's Lost Christmas, Fegelein's Crisis and Der Frozengang.

Comparisons to Fegelein

Hans von Witzland Fegelein
Both were portrayed by the same actor.
Both served Nazi Germany.
Both deserted their superiors during wartime crisis.
Witzland was a Wehrmacht lieutenant of the 6th army. Fegelein was a Gruppenführer of the SS.
A fictional character. A real life character.
Killed before World War II. Almost lived out World War II.
He was a main character in Stalingrad. A supporting character in Downfall.
Witzland was shot and froze to death during his escape. Fegelein was executed under orders from Hitler.
Witzland is shown to be friendly and sympathetic towards the people. Fegelein is shown to be more distant and selfish towards Hitler's generals.
Haven't committed any antic on anyone yet, except in this parody universe. Commit many insane and hilarious antics on everyone, mostly Hitler.

Gallery

In Stalingrad (1993)

Parodies/Other Media Appearance


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