Hitler's Pencil of Winter Powers

Hitler’s Pencil of Winter Powers is a parody by Venkyra21 that serves as a sequel to his earlier parody, Hitler Pencil of Winter. It won the Parody of the Year award of 2015. It also won the 2nd place in the Winter Bunkerland Christmas Contest.

Plot
Hitler tells everyone that Christmas is coming, yet there’s a lack of winter climate. To solve this problem, Hitler decides to use the titular Pencil of Winter Powers. Krebs pointed out that the last time Hitler used Speer's Pencil of Winter, it ended up engulfing the entire Bunker in snow for months. Hitler revealed that unlike the earlier pencil, he created the Pencil of Winter Powers by himself - not only is it capable of changing the climate, it can also perform ice and snow magic. When Jodl objects to Hitler that he'll fail again, he gets turned into a snowman. Hitler then assures everyone that "they'll enjoy the best Christmas ever in a lifetime" afterwards.

Hitler uses the pencil, covering Berlin in snow for days until Christmas arrives. Hitler turns Jodl back to normal and gives the bunker crew presents. Eventually, Fegelein challenges Hitler to a duel. Using his pencil, Hitler eliminates Fegelein’s troll characters and even freezes the antic master himself, who then shatters into multiple pieces before evolving into an Antic Master Ice Dragon. The dragon is able to shrug off all of Hitler's attacks, including a flamethrower blast. However, Hitler merges his pencil with the flamethrower, creating a superweapon called the Cannon of Winter Powers, that ultimately destroys Fegelein.

Hitler returns to the bunker in triumph, and decides to begin Christmas celebrations. As the bunker crew discuss among themselves, Hitler declares that "today is definitely the best Christmas [he’s] ever had".