Hitler's Llama Priest

Hitler's Llama Priest is a parody series by TheSilverUniverse. It is, as of date, TSU's biggest parody project. The series name is derived from a common word play from the scene where Hitler walks around the model of Berlin and he said that he "felt like a lama priest". The first episode debuted on 19 July 2012 and as of 3 August received almost 1,500 views. The second episode was uploaded on 1 August 2012. The series is expected to run for about 5 episodes.

Plot
Hitler is a proud owner of a collection of ancient Egyptian artefacts, and the Führerbunker houses the single largest collection of ancient Egyptian antiquities. Yet he is missing one more piece: the elusive Llama Priest statue. He speak of his wish to go and find the statue to Goebbels, who argued against it, saying 5000 men had gone to search for the statue and none returned. Goebbels added that if Hitler goes the Reich would collapse, and he will be remembered as the "stupidest, evil dead man on earth".

Undeterred, Hitler thus set out on a cross-continent journey to Egypt in a Volkswagen, with the bunker crew hitch-hiking and a trailing convoy of trucks. Once in Egypt he set up a camp on the base of the Llama Pyramid. In the briefting, Hitler insists that he would not leave without the statue, despite Jodl's typical objection. The next day, just next to the pyramid, Hitler appointed Günsche to be the next Führer in the event he does not survive. Setting his journey around and inside the pyramid, he encountered strange hieroglyphs and Tomb Raider-esque obstacles, with narrow ledges on giant blocks and boobytrapped halls that shoot arrows.

Somehere inside the pyramid he met face to face with Goebbels, who urged Hitler to turn back. As Hitler tried to explain himself, Goebbels draws out his pistol to shoot him. Out of nowhere, Günsche, who went inside to check on the Führer, appears and took the bullet to the head instead. Goebbels quickly disappears into the dark, whilst Hitler mourns his favourite informer's demise, promising to avenge the death.

To be continued in the next episode...

Trivia

 * Llamas live in the South American continent, and is not found naturally in the Old World.
 * The Llama Pyramid shown in the series is actually the Bent Pyramid.
 * Throughout the series so far, the phrase "niemals" is translated as "die".