Hitler is Trapped on a Rollercoaster

Hitler is stuck in a rollercoaster is a famous Downfall parody made by Uterganger Echoes1224. Hitler, Burgdorf, Jodl, and the others are stuck this time at FegelLand.

Hitler: What's taking this part of the ride so long?!

Jodl: We get it now..

Hitler: The suspense is killing me!!

Burgdorf: Should we tell him?

Mohnke: Mein Fuhrer, I dont think this is supposed to be a part of the ride.

Hitler: Not part if the ride? You mean we are actually stuck here?

Mohnke: Yes, that's pretty much it.

Hitler: Well, that's just fucking great!

Krebs: I dont think we'll be stuck here for too long. I'm certain that the park workers would have oticed by now and are on their way.

Hitler: Of course. All we have to do is wait a while till help arrives.

2 Hours Later

Jodl: Mein Fuhrer! I don't think anyone is going to get us down!

Hitler: What gave ou that riduclous idea?!

Jodl: I think we're stuck here on purpose.

Hitler: Aw damnit Jodl, I refuse to believe this! It's just a ride malfunction! There is no way this is an antic!

....

Hitler: But what if this really is a trap set up by Fegelein? You know what this means?! It means we're fucking screwed!

Keitel: Fegelein trapped us again? Cant he get a different hobby?

Krebs: This park looks more fun in the commercial!

Hitler: This is the last time we go anywhere that includes anything -FEGEL.

Jodl: Im tired of waiting! We should call for help!

Burgdorf: It's a shame noone brought a phone.

Gunsche: Why dont we just shout at those guest passing by?

Hitler:I never thought I'd agree with Gunsche but... Everyone start shouting for help immediately!

Generals: Help! We're trapped again! Up here! I should have brought sunblock.. Im not having fun! I like screaming random things! We're stuck! Does FegelLand have a mascot? Im upside down! Someone help!

Hitler: ...Or you're fucked.

Gunsche: Why are they waving at us?

Hitler: Those boneheades thought we were greeting them.. I knew it! This park is full of imbeciles!

(Gunsche's phone rings)

Gunsche: Hello? Who os this?

Angry German Kid: I know you are the one prank calling me! You asshole! Fuck off! I want unreal tournament!

Gunsche: Sorry, you dialed the wrong number.

AGK: (screams)

(Gunsche hangs up)

Hitler: Gunsche.. For Fuck's sake, why didnt you tell us you had a phone?!

Gunsche: Well, noone asked me for the phone

Hitler: Yeah whatever, just call the fire department so we can get the hell out of here.

Gunsche: Ill call now. (Dials, however the phone falls) Uh...

Hitler: Dont tell me you dropped the phone..

Gunsche: It was a dropped call.

(Drums)

Hitler: WHY DID I EVER HIRE YOU?!

Flashback..

(Grawitz and Hitler are in Hitler's office.)

Grawitz: Mein Fuhrer. Could I have a moment of your time to talk about something concerning about me as your informant?

Hitler: Sure, just make it quick, Im having lunch soon.

Grawitz: Its just that.. Whenever I inform you... You always vent your anger towards me. Could you olease not yell at me?

Hitler: You always fail to bring me Fegelein, and you want my respect? You're pathethic! And getting yelled at is a part of the job! You twit! I could hire any random imbecile and he'd be a way more competent aide than you! Come in!

(Gunsche comes in, as a pizza delivery guy.)

Gunsche: Two vegetarian pizzas and one Nazzi cola?

Hitler: You're my new informant! (To Grawitz) You're fired, and by the way, no pizza for you.

End Flashback

Hitler: Ah. Thats why.

Jodl: Great flashback, now Im trapped here AND hungry.

(Gunsche's other phone starts to ring)

Burgdorf: You have a second phone?

Gunsche: I almost forgot, I carry an extra phone just in case I do something stupid woth the first one.

Hitler: Gunsche, you must be very careful. Whatever you do, do not try two drop the.. (The phone drops) phone. ... I'll be stuck in this shitty rollercoaster with these idiots until the end of time... Someone just shoot me now!

Gunsche: Well, I have a gun. (The gun drops) Oops. Make that I HAD a gun.

Hitler: Get us down from here Fegelein! Fegelein! Fegelein! Fegelein!

Krebs: I highly doubt Fegelein can hear us from here.

Gunsche: Well, now what?

General: Since we are trapped in here, we should do something to entertain ourselves.

Jodl: I can recite my poems.

(Dramatic music)

Hitler: Dammit Jodl, not that crap again!

Jodl: You never appreciate my art!

Krebs: I have a better suggestion, I could give a lecture about mals and Western Europe.

Hitler: What are you all trying to bore me to death!

Burgdorf: Or wecould tell jokes about eachother.

Hitler: Not a bad idea! That doesnt sound the least bit crappy!

General: Who has got a good joke?

Others: We've got one

Joke: What do you get if you out Goebells in Marshall Chuikov's closet?

A skeletor in a closet!

Others: Hahahaha! (Goebells rants, however it is not subtitled.)

Others: Have anyone heard of the gas bill?

Hitler: I heard that one already. Here's a joke I just thought of. Gunsche is so dumb he out a quarter in the quarter meter, then waited half an hour for a gumball

Others: Hahahahaha!

Gunsche: I didnt think that joke was funny.

Hitler: Lighten up Gunsche, it's just a joke.

Burgdorf: I've got a few jokes about Hitler..

Gunsche: As you said, they are just jokes.

TBA