Talk:Pencil of Doom and Mass Destruction/@comment-202.92.128.31-20120727172706

The Ark of the Covenant is too dangerous a superweapon for anyone to use... review of related literature suggests that unauthorized tampering with the Ark will very likely lead to massive repercussions. It was recorded that while the Ark was being transported via oxcart to Jerusalem, the animals tripped up and the Ark wobbled. A priest named Uzzah attempted to steady the Ark with his hand, and God struck him down immediately and he died. This may have had something to do with the improper handling of the Ark, as it is supposed to be transported in a very specific manner involving four priests and two acacia poles.

However, that doesn't mean I don't want to see anyone in the Parody Universe attempt to use the Ark as a weapon. I'd love to see them try.