Pencil of Doom and Mass Destruction

The Pencil of Doom is a weapon introduced by Hitler Rants Parodies. It's a pencil that, which, hit against the table, will cause something deadly and of great harm. It's one of the major superweapons of the Hitler Parodies, and, for a time, one of the few that isn't a gun of some sort.

The scene that's used for the Pencil of Doom is in the middle of the Original Bunker Scene, where Burgdorf rapidly talks to Hitler about how his rant against the generals are outrageous, but Hitler claims the generals are the scum of the German people, then throws the pencils against the map in anger. In the Pencil of Doom segments, it's edited so that Burgdorf tells Hitler not to throw the pencil, but he says he will and aims at his target, using the pencils to harm them.

In other parodies not made by Hitler Rants Parodies, it's used as a major superweapon for Hitler to use against his enemies. In other circumstances, however, he uses them against his own allies, especially Burgdorf, who ends up begging for mercy from Hitler when targeted. A running gag in some parodies is how Fegelein or Himmler try to steal or break the Pencil of Doom to use in their antics.

The Pencil of Doom was supposedly broken by Hitler himself after being upset by something Speer said to him. Fegelein had the audacity to film this mishap, along with a scene of Hitler 'crying over his broken pencil'.

A separate pencil, also created by Hitler Rants Parodies, is called the Pencil of Mass Destruction, where it can cause considerably more damage; so destructive it can destroy the entire world. Sometimes, it's conjoined with the Pencil of Doom, so its title is the Pencil of Doom and Mass Destruction.

Abilities
The Pencil of Doom can do something as small as making someone fall off a treadmill, or as big as destroying the world.

Superweapons Based on the Pencil of Doom
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Downfall Characters
Created by Benad361 Created by WonkyTonkBotty Created by jesse2282 Created by Kevinjanssen21 Created by wilmolfc First appeared in a parody by Steven1991 Created by blacknishin Created by WonkyTonkBotty Created by notoriousrob01 Erna Flegel 's Boo-Hoo of Hysterical Proportions Created by WonkyTonkBotty Günsche's Phone of Chaos Created by Ernestjohn18 Similar, but involved Günsche hanging the phone up. Gunshce describes the target by hanging up, then destroying the target. Based on Kevinjanssen21's Hitler's Phone of Pain. Created by Shiga95
 * Fegelein's Fist of Doom and Mass Destruction
 * Fegelein's Fist of Doom and Mass Destruction
 * Similar effects to the Pencil of Doom, but caused by Fegelein hitting his fist against his palm in the scene where he debates with the generals. It's sometimes dubbed the "Fegel-fist".
 * Burgdorf's Pistol of Armageddon
 * Burgdorf's Pistol of Armageddon
 * Similar, but caused by Burgdorf shooting his gun at Fritzsche when Goebbels is ranting and Fritzsche tries to surrender to Chuikov. One of the most, if not THE most powerful superweapon of any Downfall character, it destroys part of the Solar System and several huge structures in every episode, and even caused The Big Crunch in the third episode.
 * Hitler's Headshake of Mass Combustion
 * Hitler's Headshake of Mass Combustion
 * The effect is similar with Hitler's Pencil. Another Unterganger, 20fadhil, however, describes it as the weapon that backfires at Hitler himself. It caused his tremors to worsen, making it the only weapon that has side-effect on the user itself.
 * Hitler's Phone of Pain
 * Hitler's Phone of Pain
 * The effect is similar with Hitler's Pencil. However, in the second parody, it somewhat attacks Hitler himself when he's about to kill his officers by his phone, making it possibly the least accurate superweapon.
 * Grawitz's Foot Stomp of Doom
 * Grawitz's Foot Stomp of Doom
 * Similar, but involves Grawitz stomping his foot.
 * Hitler's Fegelein of Doom
 * Hitler's Fegelein of Doom
 * From the end of the Hitler Reviews Scene, where Hitler shouts "Fegelein!" a few times to Günsche. Everytime Hitler says "Fegelein!", something should happen. Unfortunately, this weapon doesn't work.
 * Günsche's Knock of Doom
 * Günsche's Knock of Doom
 * Involved in two parodies by aforementioned unterganger so far. Similar, but involves Günsche knocking on the door. Also heard in: "Hitler, Stalin and Others are Trapped in a Wooden Box" by Benad361.
 * Högl's MP40 of Total Annihilation
 * Högl's MP40 of Total Annihilation
 * Its damage rate was nearly the same as the Pencil of Mass Destruction and the Pistol of Armageddon.
 * Goebbels' Hand Clap of Doom
 * Goebbels' Hand Clap of Doom
 * It is similar to Fegelein's Fist of Mass Destruction. Is featured in Fegelein vs Goebbels: Hand Clap of Doom.
 * It starts when Erna Flegel enters the room drunk, then Fritz Tornow describes the target. Then Erna Flegel Boo-Hoos, destroying the target.
 * Bormann's Chair of Doom Created by Hanif837
 * Similar, but involved Bormann scrapping the floor with the chair. Bormann describes the target, then scraps the floor with a chair, destroying the target. Based on Wilmolfc's Grawitz's Foot Stomp of Doom.
 * Jodl's Skull Brightness Doomsday 
 * Jodl's Skull Brightness Doomsday 
 * Jodl's Skull Brightness Doomsday 
 * Similar, But involved Jodl uses his shining head. Jodl describes the target, then his skull shines brightly, then destroying the target. Based on Hitler Rants Parodies' Hitler's Pencil of Doom and Mass Destruction and Jesse2282's Hitler's Headshake of Mass Combustion.

Adolf Hitler's Pencil of Destruction Created by SSHimmlerHeinrich Adolf Hitler's Pencil Of Pwnage
 * It starts off like Hitler Rants Parodies' Hitler's Pencils of Mass Destruction and Doom, but instead of mass destruction, it shows only NASCAR crashes, most notable crashes was Kyle Busch's violent crash in Talladega and the Last Lap Mayhem at Talladega Superspeedway during the EA Sports 500 in 2001.

Created By DownfallParodies123 Grawitz's Victory Stomp
 * It works similar to the Pencil Of Doom And Mass Destruction, except it can only target a specific target, such as Fegelein, or Your Face. It can also take out entire armies if thrown at.

Created By

DownfallParodies123 Adolf Hitler's Pencil Of Fucking Pwnage
 * Grawitz uses this weapon when he successfully accomplishes something (When he actually uses it, it is for Hitler not finding him guilty of hiding the first Himmler Tape against him) When he uses this, anyone in the room besides Hitler receives a heart attack.(This is why Günsche stands outside the door momentarily before Grawitz leaves)

Created By

DownfallParodies123 Burgdorf's Pistol Of Mysterious Blackness
 * Similar to other pencils, but can kill millions of people instantly. Hitler does not use this one unless he is really really REALLY FUCKING mad. (When he does use this one, it is because Fegelein ordered pizza for everyone but Hitler, making him very mad)

Created By

DownfallParodies123 Adolf Hitler's Fegelein Table Smash Of Antic Prowess
 * Whenever this seems to be used, or is preparing to be used, a mysterious blackness comes over the room. Audio can still be heard, but nothing can be seen visually. It is unknown if this kills or not, as the last time it has been used, the pistol went off after the blackness came over the room, and Fritzse has not been seen since.

Created By

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 * When this is used, Adolf Hitler makes things happen, such as nuclear explosions, artillery soldier pwnage, terrorist fails, possessed guy being fire hosed to the ground, smoke grenade fail, and more!

Non-Downfall Characters
By Benad361 Created by 20fadhil Created by mythplatypuspwned Created by HitchcockJohn Created by HitlerDownfallGenV Created by Juniermahri246 Created by Benad361 Created by Benad361 Khrushchev's Teacup of Doom Created by Hanif837 Similar, but involved Khrushchev slamming the Teacup on the desk. Khrushchev describes the target, slams the teacup on the desk, destroying the target. Based on Hitler's Pencil of Doom and Mass Destruction. Bunghole of Methanic Chaos Created by WonkyTonkBotty Pencil of Trickery Created by Hitler Rants Parodies ! colspan="2"|
 * Tukhachevsky's Fork of Pwnage
 * Tukhachevsky's Fork of Pwnage
 * In Benad361's Stalin Parodies, Tukhachevesky creates a superweapon of similar, even greater power, than the Pencil of Doom and Mass Destruction or the Fist of Mass Destruction.
 * Inglorious Basterds Hitler's Hand Grasp of Pwnage
 * Inglorious Basterds Hitler's Hand Grasp of Pwnage
 * Its power is enough to make Rebecca Black's Friday song is played in Downfall Hitler's Bunker for three days.
 * Leopold's Keyboard of Doom
 * Leopold's Keyboard of Doom
 * A powerful weapon owned by Leopold Slikk (Angry German Kid). It starts when Microsoft Sam tells Leopold not to smash his keyboard. Leopold tells Sam to shut up, and that he will destroy stuff with his keyboard.
 * Captain Thomsen's Bottle of Mass Destruction
 * Captain Thomsen's Bottle of Mass Destruction
 * It starts with Thomsen giving a speech while drunk, and he reveals his new superweapon, which he promptly uses on a variety of bizarre targets that include helicopters, Twilight vampires, Thomas the Tank Engine, and the Death Star.
 * Iris' Apple of Doom
 * Iris' Apple of Doom
 * It starts when Cilan is telling Iris not to eat the apple. Iris refuses and then describes her target and eats the apple. It is the first superweapon to be based on a food and currently the only superweapon based from anime.
 * Corporal Park's Machine Gun of Doom
 * Corporal Park's Machine Gun of Doom
 * This is the first and only parody based on a Korean film. It shows a South Korean soldier named Cpl. Park refusing his superior order, say the target's name, then shoot them, making them fail or die.
 * Nicolae Ceausescu's Hand-Wave of Mayhem
 * Nicolae Ceausescu's Hand-Wave of Mayhem
 * Nicolae Ceausescu is interrupted in his debut parody by a crowd of angry Romanian people, who refuse to be quiet. A communist official warns them not to provoke him into using it, and he does use it, blowing up the capital Bucharest in suicidal desperation at being stopped from ranting by his own people.
 * Nicolae Ceausescu's Rapidly Flailing Arm of Doom
 * Nicolae Ceausescu's Rapidly Flailing Arm of Doom
 * Ceausescu is demanded by his people not to use it or to cause chaos. He becomes angry, and uses it against many people, including the Mayor of London Boris Johnson, and President Ford of the United States.
 * Mr. Butthead's
 * Mr. Butthead's
 * It is literally Butthead from Beavis and Butthead Do America's father standing up and farting on a campfire, which manages to cause various accidents to occur.
 * The Joker's
 * The Joker's
 * The Joker from The Dark Knight slams a thug's head against a pencil standing in the table. This causes some incident to occur, ranging from a person tripping to the Führerbunker exploding.

Arab Leaders
As a result of last year's protests in the Middle East, some untergangers decided to arm the leaders with superweapons to stop the protesters. Created by gagislobista Created by DictatorAntics Created by mythplatypuspwned Created by Benad361 Created by Benad361 ! colspan="2"|
 * Gaddafi's Fist of Doom and Mass Destruction
 * Gaddafi's Fist of Doom and Mass Destruction
 * Similar, but involves Gaddafi hitting his fist against the podium. He claimes it's more powerful than the Pencil of Doom. Because this is a fist, it could be more powerful than Fegelein's Fist of Mass Destruction.
 * Gaddafi's Papers of Doom
 * Gaddafi's Papers of Doom
 * Similar, but involves Gaddafi throwing papers elsewhere inside the united nations. It was also reffered to Hitler's Pencil of Doom.
 * Bashar al-Assad's Finger Twirl of Carnage
 * Bashar al-Assad's Finger Twirl of Carnage
 * It starts with the Syrian protesters telling Bashar al Assad not to twirl his finger. He replies "Uhh...No". Then he describes his target and twirls his finger, destroying the target.
 * Ali Abdullah Saleh's Head-Nod of Accidents
 * Ali Abdullah Saleh's Head-Nod of Accidents
 * Ali Abdullah Saleh finds he can nod his head repeatedly, while stating a target, and cause an accident to happen on said target. The Yemeni Protesters tell him not to, and he insists, and starts to destroy intented targets. (Note: video removed for now, will be uploaded in a better quality at a later date).
 * Zine el-Abidine Ben Ali's Finger Point of Mass Destruction
 * Zine el-Abidine Ben Ali's Finger Point of Mass Destruction
 * Ben Ali complains of not being included in the parodies whilst other Arab dictators are. It makes him angry, and he starts to randomly point at things in anger and channel his rage into his finger, and unintentionally destroys an insurgent's AK-47 in Afghanistan, and discovers his power. He proceeds to use the power despite the opposition from the Tunisian people.

Non-lethal weapons
Created by FuhrerFegelein Created by DeltaForce62 Created by Deltaforce62 Created By Deltaforce62
 * Goebbels' Pencil of Rantmageddon
 * Goebbels' Pencil of Rantmageddon
 * A lesser-known weapon, it is used by Goebbels to make his target rant in anger.
 * Burgdorf's Rant of Love
 * Burgdorf's Rant of Love
 * It is used by Burgdorf to make his target rant in love. Like the Pencil of Rantmageddon, it isn't used much because it only makes somebody rant. This is the only weapon that involves vocals rather than a weapon. The series ended with redemption.
 * Fegelein's Fist of Love
 * Fegelein's Fist of Love
 * A more powerful weapon, it is similar to the Rant of Love, but a lot more powerful due to Burgdorf's regeneration process to rant again for love, Fegelein is their backup weapon.
 * Burgdorf's Pistol of Love
 * Burgdorf's Pistol of Love
 * A successor of Rant of Love, it is four times more poweful weapon and a reversed version of Pistol of Armageddon.

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 * Hitler's Pencil of Mass Construction
 * Hitler's Pencil of Mass Construction
 * It is the reversed version of Hitler’s pencil of Doom.
 * Speer's Eye of Boob Detection
 * Not much of a superweapon in a sense. It is used by Speer to detect the presence of boobs, particularly Traudl's.
 * Not much of a superweapon in a sense. It is used by Speer to detect the presence of boobs, particularly Traudl's.

Counter-weapons
Created by UberFuhrerParodies Created by GodfreyRaphael
 * Goebbels Stare Of Silence
 * Goebbels Stare Of Silence
 * It doesn't cause any damage, rather, it blocks the effects of other superweapons by silencing the user of the weapon. If the user cannot yell out it's target, the weapon cannot activate. The Stare of Silence can also stop anyone ranting.
 * Aisha al-Gaddafi's Stare of Silence
 * Aisha al-Gaddafi's Stare of Silence
 * It featured in a GodfreyRaphael Gaddafi parody comic, may also have a similar effect. She threatens Khamis with it, implying it may also have destructive powers, or, simply, be generally intimidating. A spy from the Libyan National Transitional Council reports that Ayesha had copied a stolen German manual for the Stare, which Goebbels confirms, but Ayesha claims that Joey G taught it to her willingly. The issue is still open to debate.
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Other Versions of Existing Superweapons

 * Fegelein's Fist of Mass Destruction
 * Fegelein's Clap of Desolation by wtj143HiTlerViDs
 * Fegelein's Clap of Demise by TheLordmephiles
 * Fegelein Clap Of Chaos by dronedalekgaming6
 * Gaddafi's Fist of Doom and Mass Destruction
 * Gaddafi's Fist of Doom by cyberpolice9000


 * Högl's MP40 of Total Annihilation
 * Högl's Antic Gun by 0REDMONKEYSTUDIOS0

Other Forms of Weaponry

 * The Ark of the Covenant –Not created by any Unterganger, not even by Steven Spielberg, even though he was the writer and director of Raiders of the Lost Ark. It was used as a weapon in parody by Steven1991. The legend of the Ark goes back to more than 2000 years ago. The Ark was a golden box built under the guidance of Moses which contained the original tablets of the Ten Commandments. It was eventually placed inside the Temple of Solomon, where it remained for centuries.  Unfortunately, when the temple was sacked by the Romans in the first century AD, the Ark vanished and has been missing ever since.   Because the Ark actually contains the power of God, no weapon can beat it. Not even Hitler’s pencil of Doom or Fegelein’s Antic weapons can beat it.
 * Gaddafi-cobra –Created by Benad361. It is a pet snake owned by Gaddafi, but never visually seen so far, but heard attacking (Jodl) in Benad361's popular parody: "Hitler, Stalin and Others are Trapped in a Wooden Box".
 * Antic-Armour –Created by Benad361 and shown in Tukhachevsky versus Fegelein: The Final Battle. It is owned by Tukhachevsky who constructed it himself. It takes the form of a metallic, mechanical suit. The most notable feature is the self-defence mechanism which can electrocute an opponent with "1,000,000 Antic Watts a minute" (Antic Watts being more lethal than normal watts). To use it, you grip an opponent while wearing the suit (part of the suit includes black, electronic gloves) and activate it. Tukhachevsky used this to lethal effect, shocking Fegelein with it by grabbing him just as he threw a punch. He was able to resist for some seconds but was eventually overcome and collapsed, close to death and almost completely drained of energy. In turn, Fegelein used it to electrocute Tukhachevsky by activating it as he clung to the metal of the plane, causing him to lose his grip and be destroyed as he fell into a turbine of the jet. It was seemingly destroyed too, but it will likely make another appearence in future parodies.

Superweapon War
Superweapon War is a match between Superweapons. It occurs when one of the Superweapon owners insults another Superweapon owner, flames him/her, and finally, one of them will ask for a match.
 * Hitler's Pencil of Doom vs Burgdorf's Pistol of Armageddon –Created by 20fadhil. The first match between Hitler's Pencil and Burgdorf's Pistol. It started when Burgdorf insult Hitler by claiming that his penis could do better destruction than Hitler's pencil. Feeling insulted, Hitler returned the favour by saying that his Pencil is bigger than Burgdorf's penis. Burgdorf then asks for a match, and Hitler positively responds. After 5 hours fighting, Burgdorf realized that a 2012 event would happen if they keep going, forcing him to surrender. After Burgdorf declared his defeat, Hitler makes some celebrations that caused the city to be totally wiped out.
 * Hitler's Headshake of Mass Combustion vs Angry German Kid's Keyboard of Doom –Created by 20fadhil. The prologue unfolds when Leopold calls Hitler on the phone to brag about his keyboard. He even attacks the SS soldiers outdoors. Enraged, Hitler challenges Leopold for the match. Initally, he wants to use his Pencil, but Krebs informed him that both of his Pencil is currently under service, so he has no choice but to use his Headshake. Hitler eventually defeated Leopold by destroying the Death Star, something that Leopold couldn't achieve. Leopold went berserk and smashes his keyboard, creating a huge wave that floods the Earth. Hitler finally end the match by destroying an estate, presumably with Leopold inside.
 * Burgdorf's Pistol of Armageddon VI vs Högl's MP40 of Total Annihilation II –Created by WonkyTonkBotty. The match starts when Fritzsche said that there's competition against Burgdorf's pistol. Challenged, Burgdorf showed his power by destroying several parts of the world, until Hogl arrived and doubted his Pistol against Hogl's MP40. After that, both of them fight in a very apocalyptic match. Nobody won the match, because the destruction that was caused by them was so big that Universe was totally wiped out by a black hole ripped by the superweapons, making it the only superweapon battle that ended with no clear victory.
 * Fegelein vs Goebbels: Hand Clap of Doom –Created by notoriousrob01. It is a superweapon battle between Fegelein and Goebbels' Hand Claps of doom. They do some destruction, then at the end Hitler throws his Pencil of Doom at them and causes a large explosion, because they didn't invite him to the clap off.
 * Hitler's Pencil of Doom Vs Joker's Pencil of Trickery –Created by Hitler Rants Parodies. Burgdorf tells Hitler that the Joker has obtained a pencil of trickery that is supposedly unbeatable. Hitler and the Joker then face off, causing havoc all over the world. At the end, the Joker enters the Führerbunker and uses his pencil one more time, causing the entire place to explode.

Non-lethal weapons

 * Goebbels's Pencil of Rantmageddon vs Burgdorf's Rant of Love –Created by 20fadhil.

Trivia

 * There have been two "pencil" weapons in real life used by the Germans and Nazis:
 * Pencil detonator: not an actual weapon, but a detonator with a chemical reaction switch, based on a glass vial filled with a concentrated copper chloride solution and a wire that prevented a springed striker to hit the percussion cap inside a brass casing. When the vial was broken, the copper chloride woud eat through the wire, and when the wire was weak enough, it'd snap and the stiker would hit the percussion cap. The detonators were well known for their ambiguous time delays: depending on the weather, it could either detonate several minutes earlier, or later, or not detonate at all. The detonators were used to in plastic explosive bombs. One such detonator was used by Claus von Stauffenberg in the failed 20 July plot.
 * Pencil bomb: invented by Franz von Rintelen, a German spy during WWI. It was about the size of a cigar. It was a hollow cylinder of lead, separated in the middle by a copper tube. One part was filled with picric acid and the other with sulphuric acid or other inflammable liquid. both ends were then sealed. By regulating the thickness of the disk, it was possible to determine the time the two acids would come together. When the two acids mingled at the appointed time, a silent but intense flame, from 20 cm to 30 cm long, shot out from both ends of the tube, and while it was still burning the lead casing melted away without a trace. Von Rintelen and his ring of German agents would slip the bombs onto U.S. ships carrying munitions bound for the war. The incendiary device ignited cargoes when ships were far at sea. It was estimated later that he alone had destroyed $10 million (US$ 146 million in 2011) worth of cargo on 36 ships.
 * The "Pencil of doom" is also the name of a children's book (with an exclamation mark), in which the pencil is not a weapon, but rather a tool that creates things out of what it draws. Unfortunately, for every good thing it draws, bad things happen, and vice versa. Unlike Hitler's pencil that can be easily broken, this one is much harder to damage/destroy.
 * In the last scene with Speer, Hitler actually breaks a pencil. This explains why he lost the war.