Rant-Off

A Rant Off is an annual end of year competition that tests everybody's ranting skills. It was introduced by Vzorkic for New Year's Eve 2010.

2010
This is the first annual Rant Off made in the Hitler Parodies. The rules were established here, and the competition begins.

Round 1: Adolf Hitler vs. Otto Gunsche: Hitler starts ranting about ho much he hates Fegelein, but Gunsche interrupts him, saying that he doesn't have a topic to rant about, because he doesn't hate anything, and surrenders.

Round 2: Hitler vs. Alfred Jodl: Hitler rants about the media, while Jodl rants about bald men, and possible pros of them. Despite this, Hitler wins.

Round 3: Hitler vs. Felix Steiner: Steiner, with his ranting skills, is set up to rant, but gets a sore throat and couldn't compete.

Round 4: Hitler vs. Joseph Goebbels: Goebbels poses some ranting competition to Hitler, but is left speechless in the end, giving Hitler the win.

Round 5: Hitler vs. Everyone: Everyone, even Krebs, who was shot in the beginning, starts ranting in order to beat Hitler. However, everyone in the Bunker can't match up to Hitler ranting skills, so Hitler wins the Rant Off.

Addendum: Hitler vs. Burgdorf: Burgdorf, who complains he didn't get a chance to compete in the official Rant Off, challenges to a one-on-one rematch, but Hitler rejects it until Burgdorf asks him if he's scared, then they started ranting. Burgdorf, surprised that Hitler was so good, almost shot him, but Hitler orders Mohnke to shoot Burgdorf.

Rules

 * 1) Everyone must participate without question in the Rant Off. Otherwise, they are to be shot by Mohnke.
 * 2) Ranting topics can be whatever the ranter wants.
 * 3) The challengers compete in rounds in order to outrant Hitler
 * 4) ﻿A rematch is a valid option.