User blog:The RPG Gamer/The story of Hitler

This is the story of this Adolf Hitler, the one you see in these hilarious videos.

Biography
The Hitler and his men/females in his army that you see in these videos is actually them from a Parallel Universe. Basically where everyone looks similar and stuff and has a similar timeline to our Universe and what's happening now would more than likely also be happening there but with slightly different turns and stuff. Anyway back on track. Just like the Hitler from this Universe this Hitler and the rest of the Reich were successful in WW2 and just as they lost, and were going to be hunted down, a portal appeared in the bunker and Adolf Hitler, Traudl Junge, Heinz Linge, Gerda Christian, Constanze Manziarly, Wilhelm Burgdorf, Karl Koller, Hans Krebs, Eva Braun, Martin Bormann, Hermann Fegelein, Heinrich Himmler, Walther Hewel, Wilhelm Frick, Ernst-Günther Schenck, Max Müller, Albert Speer, Peter Kranz, Wilhelm Keitel, Alfred Jodl, Joseph Goebbels, Hermann Göring, Otto Günsche, Wilhelm Mohnke, Helmuth Weidling, Werner Hartenstein, Rochus Misch, Goebbels children (who were later given up for adoption), Magda Goebbels, Robert Ritter von Greim, Hanna Reitsch, Ernst-Günther Schenck, Peter Högl, Erich Kempka, Erna Flegel, Fritz Tornow, Vasily Chuikov, Hans Fritzsche, Ludwig Stumpfegger, Johannes Hentschel, and Franz Schädle (albeit dead) all jump in the portal and end up in the Los Angeles Desert. They then found a bunker there at a distant corner of the desert and made it their own and they did all the usual stuff you see them do today in the YouTube videos as they created numerous accounts. The reason they still look like they do back then is because the G-Force in the portal was so powerful it caused them to age very slowly. So like for example this Hitler is 128 and he still looks like he did back when he was 56.