Hitler Kidnaps the Goebbels Children

 is a parody created by thenewyorkcitay (presumed) and has been removed from YouTube.

Plot
Hitler drives around Berlin in his van. He had speakers installed on the vehicle, telling all kids to hop into his van, which he claimed is full of "Ice Cold Popsticles." He also told them to bring their younger brothers and sisters. Peter Kranz is seen running towards the van.

Later, Hitler went to the surface and meet some Hitler Youths. He said that this is one of the reasons he likes being the Führer. Arthur Axmann introduces him to Peter, who Arthur claims Hitler had kept on requesting. Hitler tells the Youths to spread the word that Hitler's meeting all young people, and that it is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to meet the Führer not to be missed.

Back in the Führerbunker, Hitler sits on his bed talking to himself. He says he cannot himself that whenever he looks at younglings he feels a pleasurable tingling sensation. He added to himself that no one must know this. He doesn't realize Mohnke has been standing in the doorway listening, and was shocked when Mohnke leaves him.

Now sitting on a chair in the lounge, Hitler hopes that Mohnke would never mention any of what he has heard. Eva, Traudl and Gerda walked into the lounge. Eva see Hitler's worried face, and ask him why he looked as if someone's read his diary or found out a secret of his. Hitler says he just wanted something to distract me from his worries, to which Eva tells him that the Goebbels children are moving into the bunker. Hitler smiled, telling that it cheered him up.

The children is singing a song to Hitler, conducted by Goebbels. As Hitler sit and listen, he thinks of how Heidrun's (the youngest, who sits on his lap) hair smells delightful. He thinks their singing is bloody crappy, but he enjoys their company. Hitler's favourite of the children is the one in front of him (Hilde). After the performance, Hitler went to their room. The children seems very happy of Uncle Hitler's visit. Hitler offered them to sight-seeing, and tells them to get into his van.

Realizing her children is missing, Magda looks around the bunker. She slumps onto the wall in despair after failing to find them. Goebbels tries to console her, but she immediately gets up and meets Hitler, begging him to give her kids back as their dinner's getting cold. Hitler claims that Magda is accusing him, the oldest man in the bunker, when her kids go missing. Magda falls to the floor wailing.

Other members of the bunker notice that Hitler is acting all shifty. Hearing this, he goes to notify everyone "a devastating and tragic news" that the Goebbels children are missing and everyone must be told to search for them. Eva vows to do everything she can and catch the culprit.

She makes a phone call to his stepbrother Hermann Fegelein. Knowing of the news, Fegelein immediately tells Eva that the kidnapping is not one of his antics. He thinks Hitler has them, adding that Hitler's fondness of children is a historical fact. Eva doesn't believe Fegelein and tells him to look for the children. Fegelein tells Eva to look under Dolfy's bed, and hangs up.

In their search for the children, Mohnke phones Schenck, asking to help look for the missing children. He feels that the Füher's responsible, telling Schenck that he heard him saying something disturbing. Meanwhile, Günsche phone calls Kempka. Kempka suggests that Hitler be interrogated in order to find out where they are. Günsche replied that Hitler would never kidnap the children, and asked for Kempka's help to search for the children, which the latter agrees to. Krebs resorts to go and meet Chuikov. He says Chuikov might have spied the children. He hands Chuikov a photo, and Chuikov claims to have never seen then in his life and asks Krebs to leave, to which Krebs refuses. Chuikov claims that Krebs is accusing him of kidnapping Skeletor's inbreds. Krebs mentions about a reward money for finding the children. Chuikov changes his mind and agrees to cooperate, depending on how much the reward is and whether it's decrease if he accidentally kills them.

Acting on his instinct, Mohnke goes to meet Goebbels. Goebbels is on the phone, detailing about his children appearance that is artificially Aryan. Mohnke tells Goebbels that he has reason to believe Hitler has kidnapped the children. He tells him that he has audio record to prove it, but Goebbels quickly denies the possibility of Hitler's involvement.

During a meeting with Hitler on the search effort, Mohnke enters the conference room. Hitler greets him and "expresses" his disgust on whoever is kidnapping such innocent little children, adding that the culprit must be sick in the head and obviously not someone who runs the country. Mohnke says that Hitler might want to announce something to the generals. Hitler warns him to shut his mouth.

Mohnke goes ahead and spills the beans. He says that the Fuhrer sat on his bad the other day and stated that he gets "tingling sensations" whenever there's kids around. He concludes that it's fucked up, and Hitler is an old pervert. Hitler denies it all, and claims that he did not say such a thing. Mohnke takes out a record of Hitler's monologues and plays it in front of everyone. On the tape is Hitler saying that he feels so good whenever there's children around, and have the urge to snatch them. Whenever he's near them, he has the best feeling in the world. Everyone in the bunker listens in sheer horror. Hitler denies having said any of the things in the tape. Mohnke goes to play a part of the tape where Hitler imagining himself with the kids.

Goebbels, having listened to the recording, urges Mohnke to turn the recording off. He couldn't believe the absurdity that a pervert is allowed to wander around the bunker exposed to his children.

The Goebbels children is finally rescued, and Hitler is shot and burned to crisps.