Talk:Hitler Phone Scene/@comment-28803891-20180407114613

Here is my Hitler phones the singing unnamed nun from Father Ted fan script: Hitler: Have you got the singing nun on the phone? I need to speak to her. Burgdorf: Yes but the nun is too busy singing and she always singing, 'Ave Maria'. I thought it was kinda very strange but also annoying. I don't think she would ever stop singing on the phone. Hitler: I just want to speak to her. Burgdorf: OK, it's up to you. You can speak to her as you wish. Hitler: Right, just give me the phone. Hello. I'd like to talk to you. The singing nun from Father Ted: #Ave Maria# Hitler: My name isn't Ave Maria. My name is Hitler, you stupid crazy annoying bitch! Nun: #Ave Maria# Hitler: WILL YOU SHUT UP AND STOP SINGING ABOUT BLOODY AVE MARIA FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!? Nun: #Ave Maria# (The nun continues singing) Hitler: I'M GETTING REALLY TIRED OF LISTENING TO YOUR ANNOYING FUCKING SONG. I THOUGHT I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU BUT YOU JUST KEEP SINGING AT ALL TIMES!!! I'M NOT GOING TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE, YOU STUPID RETARDED COW! (Hangs up the phone) What a complete waste of time! She acts like a bloody jerk. She must have been drunk or on drugs! Krebs: Mein Führer, maybe she wants to you to join her singing. You shouldn't curse towards her because she is religious. Hiter: Ah, who cares?

I hope you like my fan script/dialogue of Hitler phones parody